Which god are you?

Admit it. We all wish we could rule the Universe. So if you had the ultimate power, which god would you be?

Answer the questions :

1. Would you be an angry god?

   •  Only if you disobeyed me.
   •  Anger leads to hate, hate leads to fear...or was it the other way around? Anyhoo these are all negative emotions and as a God I wouldn't encourage them.
   •  I would be the god of love and forgiveness. Peace everyone!
   •  I'd kick ass and take names.
   •  I have to show people who's in charge. Without fear there is no respect!

2. As a deity, would you mind have sexual relations with your human flock?

   •  What's the point of being a god if you can't have sex with every human you find attractive?
   •  Only if it's virginal impregnation.
   •  They would feel my mighty thunder, yes.
   •  Only the most worthy would be allowed to see my divine loins.
   •  I'd much rather use humans for sacrificing.

3. After a hard day of ruling the universe what do you like to do to relax and unwind?

   •  Take a nap on a cloud.
   •  Have sex with many of my followers
   •  Drink chicken blood, or alcohol, if there isn't any.
   •  Meditate
   •  Enjoy some time with my flock, listen to their stories, make jokes, laugh.

4. Choose an outfit for doing godly work:

   •  Loin cloth is fine.
   •  Something unusual, jewel studded maybe?
   •  Some sort of toga, it has to be easy to take off.
   •  What's the point I will be invisible anyway.
   •  Full body armor, I want to instill fear into the hearts of men.

5. What do you do on Sunday?

   •  Heal my wounds of battle.
   •  Make a list of good looking followers to have sex with next week.
   •  Contemplate about the nature of the Universe.
   •  Relax after a week of fighting mortal enemies.
   •  Rest.

6. What are your thoughts on sacrificing?

   •  The occasional goat or virgin sounds acceptable.
   •  Bring on the chicken!!
   •  Killing other living creatures is against everything I stand for
   •  Well, if you're doing it for me I guess it's OK.
   •  No, I only believe in self-sacrifice.

7. Are you into religious wars and crusades?

   •  I might do one big one, that's gonna be a shocker.
   •  Oh yeah, if you don't believe in me I'll crush you like the infidel bug you are!
   •  I'm too lazy for that sort of thing.
   •  Nah, I'll get the suckers in the afterlife.
   •  I'm against violence of any kind.

8. Do you like mystical herbs and spices?

   •  Only if I can smoke them.
   •  Sure why not, anything to make you have sex with me.
   •  They would be an important part of my religion
   •  Do I look like I'm into some sissy herbs??
   •  Only if they are drenched with blood and sweat.

9. How much would you put emphasis on rituals?

   •  Some dancing would be nice.
   •  ot much, just erect a statue of me every 300 yards and I'll be happy.
   •  Sure, maybe something involving wine and prayer?
   •  Prayer would be the most important ritual of all.
   •  Yes of course and I'll make them done in a strange language so that everybody thinks it's some big secret.

10. Your girlfriend/boyfriend cheats on you with a friend:

    •  I'll trash talk about them with everybody I know.
    •  The feeling of guilt that will overcome them is punishment enough. I refuse to feel negative emotions about it
    •  It's probably my fault.
    •  I'm going to take my sweet time and find a way to get back at them.
    •  Those bastards!! I'm gonna rip their hearts out!

11. How do you cope with stress?

    •  Drinking is a good way for me to relax.
    •  I like to talk with friends.
    •  I try to meditate, watch my breathing and try and calmly sail past it.
    •  I keep it all in and save it for one big explosion of anger.
    •  I like to smash things if I can.

12. Do you like any outdoor activities?

    •  I like to ride horses
    •  Doing some sports always seems like a good idea.
    •  Does sex on the beach count?
    •  I like being around water, fishing, swimming is always good.
    •  Taking long walks trough the forest, or having a picnic is always fun.

13. What excites you?

    •  Thunder!
    •  Attractive people.
    •  Power
    •  Kisses in the rain.
    •  Success.

14. What do your friends like about you?

    •  They love my charming personality.
    •  They love my ambitions.
    •  They admire my knowledge and intellect .
    •  They think I am the epitome of compassion.
    •  The like my energy and straightforwardness.

15. If you had the opportunity to have your own music band, what kind of music would you play?

    •  I'd do something with a little ethnic overtones.
    •  Ambient, chill-out maybe some trip hop.
    •  Country.
    •  Heavy Metal all the way!
    •  I'd do pop songs, something upbeat.

16. When it comes to food?

    •  Sound a feasting horn!!
    •  I like a nice big buffet.
    •  Fish and chips are always good.
    •  I'm a vegetarian.
    •  I'll eat just about anything.

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