What Smiley Are You?

In the world of computer emoticons, what would you be?

Answer the questions :

1. Choose a song:

   •  Get this party started.
   •  Who the f*ck is Alice?
   •  Hips don't lie
   •  Tainted Love
   •  I will always love you.
   •  Insane in the membrane
   •  Unbreak my heart.
   •  I love my computer.
   •  Sexy Back.
   •  Cornflake Girl

2. Do you use instant messengers a lot?

   •  This test is stupid!
   •  Of course, I use them all the time.
   •  For cyber sex of course.
   •  Yes, a great way to get to meet people and keep in touch.
   •  Yes, a great way to get to meet people and keep in touch.
   •  I barely know how to read emails.
   •  Sure, to chat with my friends and loved ones.
   •  I like to pretend I'm a 16 year old cheerleader.
   •  I don't use them; I have no one to talk to. I'm pathetic!
   •  Messengers are kinda stupid.

3. You are stuck in the middle of the desert with a bottle of water and an issue of Playboy.

   •  I'd be praying all the way.
   •  I really feel like torturing the author of this test. Though, a Playboy is a nice touch
   •  I'd find my way out thanks to the GPS system instaled on my iPhone.
   •  What kind of question is this? Who would end up walking the desert with a Playboy issue?
   •  No need to panic. I'd use the magazine paper to make a hat to protect myself from the sun and try to ration my water supply, until I get some help.
   •  I'd keep my cool and start going in one direction. I'll get somewhere sooner or later.
   •  I'd wrap the Playboy into a tube so that I may hit on the head the idiot who put me in this desert in the first place
   •  I'd much rather have a map, thank you very much.
   •  I'm doomed!!! I think I'll sit down and have myself a little cry.
   •  Playboy, cool!

4. How are you feeling today?

   •  Pure.
   •  Brilliant.
   •  Blank
   •  Perky
   •  Intense
   •  Aroused
   •  Discombobulated.
   •  Rockin'
   •  Devious
   •  Depressed

5. If you could be anything in the world what would you be?

   •  This is a stupid question, I'm gonna kick your ass!
   •  I don't know and I'd probably suck at it anyway.
   •  A biker! Live hard, ride hard with the wind in my hair and horse power between my legs.
   •  A supermodel or a famous rock star. Yeah, baby!
   •  A Nobel prize scientist that discovers a cure for some devastating disease.
   •  I haven't got the slightest idea.
   •  A pirate!! Harrrrrr, I'd sail the seven seas and do all that pirate business and stuff.
   •  The greatest hacker who ever lived!
   •  A porn star. I'd have sex all the time and get paid for it!
   •  An astronaut, no wait I'd love to be an archaeologist, no, no, maybe a doctor, or an animal expert¦

6. Your friend invites you to a party where you don' know anybody but him:

   •  I'll probably spend the entire night sitting in a corner with no one to talk to.
   •  God, I hate parties!
   •  I'll hope I can find someone nice to talk to.
   •  I'll be at the bar mixing cocktails for people
   •  I get bored at parties like that.
   •  Is it a LAN party?
   •  I get drunk and remember nothing the next morning.
   •  I'd be checking out cute chicks/guys faster then you can say beer keg.
   •  I get to the party late, cause I got lost trying to find the location.
   •  That's a great opportunity to meet new people. I'd start circulating immediately.

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